The Happiest Little Section
This is the best little section. He does his best to live each day to the fullest. He is a dignified little header. He lives out his days inspiring unsuspecting web-surfers with his genius. He is of the finest font family and of noble text. He has no time for poor editors nor a tolerance for pop-up ads. He, again, is the finest of little sections.
He prays each day for a brighter tomorrow in which he is the envy of the entire site. Until then, he shall live in the shadow of his wicked uncle- The Header.
A Dark History
This is a photo of that finest little section (an AI generated representation in human form) turning away from the menacing grin of his wicked uncle (also an AI generated representation in human form). His uncle’s gaze shoots forth like streams of light; his glasses utilized as magnifying glasses to burn unsuspecting onlookers.
The finest section wears white to symbolize purity of intention.
His uncle wears fur to symbolize the fact that he likes to hurt bunnies.
Mary: The benevolent boss.
Uncle Steve: Makes a killer burger.
A dog: He knows too much.